Lately I’ve been thinking I should wear Court Jester Bells, so that people have advanced warning of my approach.
Native Americans wear Bells, particularly when dancing in Pow Wow, to summon Spirits and the Ancestors
Most domestic cats wear Bells, as a warning to birds and bunnies of impending doom
In the Netherlands cattle wear large decorative Bells hung on thick leather collars to aid in locating wandering bovine
Norwegian Bell choirs ring out harmonious melodies
Rein Deer wear sleigh Bells dragging carriages across the snow-covered tundra
Bells on the counter of any hotel lobby, to summon the clerk, concierge or Bell Hop
A parlor Bell, used to call for the butler
The Bell at the end of the bar, celebrating tips
Ships Bells, to call sailor to attention
Trader Joes Bell, which befuddles me, inappropriate misappropriation, and tacky
Belfries, towers and steeples, filled with Bells of various timbers, used to summon and to warn
Submissive’s who wear collars with Bells, reminiscent of the feline variety
Salvation Army Santa’s ringing Bells, calling out for aid to the poor
Bell shaped curves collecting data
Diving Bells collecting oxygen
The Liberty Bell, the crack between Leviticus and Freedom
A Bell Tree at the back of the orchestra, or in front of the marching band
Burners wearing Bells on the Playa, celebrating god knows what
Warning Bells, atop an old-timey round alarm clock with an external clapper between to bows clanging away on the nightstand at 6 a.m. Mine was pink
Hells Bells, and all that comes with it
For whom the Bell toles
She really rang his Bells
She wore Bell bottom jeans with Bells in her hair
A Southern Bell
And the Bell of the ball
All seductresses listening for Wedding Bells
Door Bell rings, ding dong Avon calling
Me with my Court Jester Bells, star shaped hat, cane and a harlequin Soul, earned by way of a checkered past
Now aint’ that some Bell Shit