No Problem

Tracks

Track 1: No Problem

Track 2: Ice Cream Baby

Track 3: Aliens in St. Louis

Track 4: Color Changing Leaf

Track 5: Pictures into Words

Track 6: Pride

Track 7: Remember

Track 8: Table Waif

Track 9: When I Was a Dog

Track 10: Dumbest Song

Track 11: Lexapro Blues

 

 

Lyrics

No Problem

If you can’t find your way through the dark

If you can’t find the beat in your heart

Just ask me, I know where to start

 

Its no problem no problem at all

 

Just reach out your hand, I’ll show you the start

I’ll open your heart

If you can’t find your way through the dark

If you can’t find the beat in your heart

If you can’t get a fix on your guiding star

Call on me I’ll know where you are

 

When you gotta go – if it’s time to get down

You gatta go – cause it’s comin’ around

 

It’s no problem no problem at all

 

Need a friend, want a hand

Call on me I’m your man

It’s no problem no problem at all

 

[Instrumental]

 

Break it down into tiny parts

This is where the story starts

It’s no problem no problem at all

Busy little fingers

Hungry little hearts

Lively conversation, that’s where the trouble starts

It’s no problem no problem at all

 

I’m waiting for your lightening to strike in the same place twice

Once wasn’t enough to be struck by your light

I’ve been counting my blessings’

I’ve been lifting the curse

And I know every line, chapter and verse

 

It’s no problem no problem at all

 

Ice Cream Baby

That was the day I saw her eating ice cream

And I wanted to look into her eyes

It was a cool day, as in hip

She was a blonde and I was hypnotized

 

Her love was real, as real as could be

And she showed me that love was here

She looked at me and licked her ice cream

And now I know what she means with those blue jeans

 

And she dropped her cone on the floor

and she said that’s not what I want anymore (wow)

 

[Instrumental]

 

She said rub me, rub me, rub me please

Come on boy, don’t be a tease

I’m a grown-up woman with grown-up needs

And she stripped off her clothes and got on her knees (wow)

[Instrumental]

Dropped her cone on the floor and she said that’s not what I want anymore

 ‘Cause I’m a grown-up woman with grown-up needs

Come on boy, don’t be a tease

(Pick up your cherry, baby) (Ice cream for ice cream, baby)

(Yeah, she smiled at me and she was mine and I was hers, yeah)

(Oh, do it there, yeah, do it some more)

 

Ice cream, baby

 

Aliens in St. Louis

It was just an average night

The boys and girls, they were getting it right

Out on the road, they were looking for fun

Out on the road, they were getting things done

But what did they see? A bright green light

Coming through the trees

 

Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens , Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens

 

They landed out back behind the junkyard

The place where the boys and girls would go to spark

Then some little men came out of their ship

Glowing bright green and the kids were like hip

Well one little man came up to their car

He peeped in the window and he saw they had a bar

He said give me something good, good to drink

And I’ll teach you how us aliens think

Then he took a long sip and he looked in their eyes

He blinked twice and they were mesmerized

He pulled out a special golden ring

And that’s when they all began to sing

 

Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens, Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens

 

On the very next day when they told their tale

No one believed a word

When they tried to explain what happened last night

Know this is all they heard

 

Don’t you know there’s Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens, Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens, Aliens

 

 Cause they glow in the dark, it puts a thrill in your heart

They glow in the night, and they light up the sky

They blink real slow with their big bug eyes

They keep all the kids mesmerized

Cause they glow in the dark, it puts a thrill in your heart

They glow in the night, and they light up the sky

They blink real slow with their big bug eyes

They keep all the kids mesmerized

……Cause there’s Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens, Aliens in Saint Louis Aliens, Aliens

 

Color Changing Leaf

I am a color changing leaf

Waiting for the fall

Fading in the sunlight

Clinging to it all

Painted by the wind

Brushed by times slow hand

Hanging on the edge

Of what I used to understand

 

Crimson turns to rust

Gold gives way to grey

Every breath I take

Feels further from today

I used to shine in summers song

Bold and unafraid

Now I whisper in the branches

Soft and gently frayed

 

But I’m not gone, I’m shifting

In silence I’m still lifting

The weight of what I’ve seen

The grace of letting go

 

I am falling, yes, I’m falling

But I am falling slow

 

So, catch me in your memory

Hold me in your gaze

I’m the echo of a season

The ghost of warmer days

 

I’m a color changing leaf

Waiting for the fall

 

Not broken, just becoming

Answering the call

 

Pictures into Words

My mind paints pictures

And I turn them into words

It’s a kind of synesthesia don’t you know

Live smelling color or tasting sounds

 

Turning pictures into words

 

Dreams fill my head in the middle of the night

It’s the greatest show on earth

 

Turning pictures into words

 

A snapshot of the heart when the focus comes in view

 

Turning pictures into words

 

I am the mountain scape

And the fluffy white clouds

Folding and folding

Changing formation like sheep in a field

 

I am the tall green grass

Blowing in the wind

Reaching for the sun

 

I am the row of trees at the edge of the woods

Natures castle wall

Enter my darkness

Find a circuitous path

 

I am the fruits nuts and berries

Swallow me whole

I am the seeds to be planted

 

[V 1]

 

I got drunk on pride

I’ve got nothing to hide

If I show you my sins

Will you let me slide

 

I took you for granted

What a relief

You opened my eyes

to what I believe

 

[Ch 1]

 

Now that I’m here

down on my knees

I’m rollin’ the dice

For a little relief

 

[V 1]

 

A post card from heaven

Or a summons from hell

If there’s a difference

It’s too close to tell

 

If we close all gaps

Between the seen and unseen

We may arrive where we started

And inhabit our dreams

We’ll arrive where we started

 to inhabit our dreams

 

[Ch2]

 

Now that I’m here

down on my knees

I’m rollin’ the dice

For a little relief

 

Now that I’m here

Begging you please

I’m breaking the ice

It’s all that I need

 

breaking the ice

Is all that I need

To arrive where we started

And inhabit our dreams

 

Or so it seems

 

Remember

I want to remember

Every detail of every moment

We spent together

Each word

In every conversation

I want to smell the smoke

From the fire we’ve lit last night, the fire we’ve lit last night

And I want to discover

The name of all the Stars we watched set into the Sea

 

I want to see you crack a smile

And dry a tear

dry your tear

 

Then, then oh then I want to forget all of it

Everything

Just so we get to rediscover it all  – once again once again

once again once again

 

Is it ok if I forget all about you

So the next first time we meet as strangers

I’ll have the feeling I’ve known you all my life

Because there’s nothing like not knowing someone

At exactly the right time

 

Is it ok, Is it ok, Is it ok, Is it ok

 

Is it ok if I lose your number

And forget how to pronounce your name

Just so I can re-experience the joy of

Calling you into My Life

 

I have questions, Do you see my hand is raised

Call on me

Because I want to balance this equation

I want to balance this equation

 

Table Waif

Descending to the table

She weaved a tale

Of wizards, rabid dogs, and heavy metals

 

She spoke in polypsychic metaphors

Oceanic ablutions, chlorelaceous panaceas

For the flora gone astray

 

In search of soul medicine without a shield

Fertile for the shaman’s irradiation

Then things turned screwy, oh so screwy

An improperly placed screw in her hand

And then a broken wing

Another broken wing

 

She weaved a tale

Of wizards, rabid dogs, and heavy metals

wizards, rabid dogs, and heavy metals

For the flora gone astray

flora gone astray

 

 

She knew exactly what to order

And in fine print filleted

There She found herself

On the menu of the day

 

When I Was a Dog

When I was a Dog

I was a very successful Dog

A stealthy Dog

I learned to bury my bone

Where no one would find it

Or so I thought

 

When I was a Bird

I was a magnificent Bird

I could swoop and soar I had a vibrant plume

And my feathers were widely sought

 

When I was a Fish

I could breathe under water

So I swallowed whole

All the Ocean had to offer

And Sirens shared my bed

 

When I was a Tree

With roots deep in soil

And my limbs spread wide against the sky

My Hollows sheltered precious life

So I never slept a wink

 

 

When I was a Star I knew no bounds

And I had no need for Faith or Hope

Until I fell to Earth

 

Now I’m just another Dog, barking in the night

Just another Bird, feathering my nest

I am just a Fish, and there are so many in the Sea

 

And I can’t quite decide If I’m the Forest or a Tree

 

Dumbest Song

I’m gonna write the dumbest song

I hope it doesn’t last too long

I’m gonna write the dumbest song

If you want to, you can sing along

 

Dramatic part would come next

Just a little space to reflect

In hopes that things would connect

And then a rest

 

 Followed by a key change

‘Cause I like it when things get strange

So it makes this pointless move

And it doesn’t even have a groove

 

I’m gonna write the dumbest song

Yeah, I hope it doesn’t last too long

I’m gonna write the dumbest song

If you want to, you can sing along

 

Dramatic parts would come next

Just a little space to reflect

In hopes that things would connect

And then a rest

 

Followed by a key change

‘Cause I like it when things get strange

So it makes this pointless move

And it doesn’t even have a groove

 

I just played the dumbest song

Thank God it didn’t last too long

 

Lexapro Blues

I caught the Lexapro blues

Coming out of silent retreat

The gallop rhythm symptom sweet

Strong and determined, but I

But I could not decern the beat

 

I caught the Lexapro blues

On a neural street of tears

Called mind.

The rhetorical siren signs

Of tailored Christmas tunes

Were so chromosomal bright

Little did I know I’d been summoned

For a diagnostic flight

 

Bewitched with blinis

And champagne too

We tangoed for a year

But it seemed like two

 

Then the monthly moody wine blood

Began to flow

Primal agonies and alchemies

Broke all the boundaries

Surfing her high cheek bone with my tongue

The ancient sea salt sweetness

Of our acoustic kisses

 

Accusations and silent misunderstandings

Whipped up this Lexapro lightning

Now the mad methodical extinguishing begins

 

My psyche play longs for her

Knowing to achieve

would be a second death

would be a second death

Knowing to achieve

would be a second death

 

Rock-and-Roll Panties

She’s got rock and roll panties

She’ll roll the bones

She loves the Stones

Yeah, she’s got rock and roll panties

She’s nobody’s fool

And that’s the truth

Yeah, she’s nobody’s fool and she’ll prove it to you

 

 ‘Cause she’s got rock and roll panties

You can’t catch her reach ‘Cause she’s really a peach

She swings from her knees ‘Cause she’s good on her feet

When she’s ready to shake She’s gonna make you quake

Did you see those moves Did you catch her groove

 

You know she’s got rock and roll panties

She’ll roll the bones She loves the Stones

 

When she was in high school and this is no lie

She had a way with every guy

They were wrapped around her finger

They bent to her will

They were wrapped around her finger ‘Til she had her fill

 

And when she was in college You know she was the bomb

She went off like a three-bell alarm

She was setting the stage She was setting the pace

She’s a prime role model for a girl her age

 

‘Cause she’s got rock and roll panties

She’ll roll the bones She loves the Stones

Yeah, she’s got rock and roll panties

 

[Instrumental]

 

She knows all the stars she’s got it all

Go ahead and ask her ‘Cause no order’s too tall

If you get her in bed well, she’ll turn your head

 

But she’s a black widow and she’ll leave you for dead

 

She’s a stunning looker and you can’t turn away

If you get her attention well, she might let you play

She’s climbing that stairway j ust one step at a time

She’s heaven in heels and her moves are divine

 

‘Cause she’s got rock and roll panties

She’ll roll the bones She loves the Stones

Yeah, she’s got rock and roll panties

She’s nobody’s fool and that’s the truth

Yeah, she’s nobody’s fool and she’ll prove it to you

 

‘Cause she’s got rock and roll panties